London bound with @jonmcgovern after a boys night at @mcbennett1. Tonight could get messy.

Too many fresh pots today. I’m buzzzzzzzzzzing

Thank you @tombrailsford for my birthday champagne. Looks like it’s gonna be nailed for lunch. Boom

Mezzle Chrizzle everyone, the Ashmore family have come bearing gifts for under my tree!

Great afternoon, Strawberry Fanta, six pack of Heine’s and a great book on iPad, “The Average American Male”. The filthiest book I’ve ever read.

Wicked rib dinner at Tony Roma’s Rib House. Bit of a random one for Fuerteventura but I’m not complaining.

View over the bay next to the hotel.

Hitting the beach today, crisp white sand dunes, turquoise sea and a pile a ‘privacy’ rocks. Time to get naked. Factor 30 for downstairs I think. No one like burnt meat and veg!

You know you had a good night when you managed to buy this and find it in the mini bar when you wake up!

Photo from my balcony, this afternoon is gonna be great.